Wifey - is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the
four girls. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man, she is virtually
irreplaceable. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love;
he never wants to see her with another man. However he will cheat on her
with baby-girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets
caught or messes up in any way and loses
Wifey, he'd be screwed and
never happy again.
Wifey gets along with mum and she is also independent, never nags, loves
to dress sexy for her man, she can cook and loves to keep a clean house,
and gets called 5 or 6 times a day.
Baby
girl - is always just as hot as Wifey and usually has a very active
social life, however she is replaceable. She thinks she is the next
Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby
girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey like, quality time every now and
then and even presents on birthdays and holidays as well, but that's as
far as it goes.
The main reason for having baby girl is in case Wifey really messes up
big time, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks, because baby girl
has been groomed to just slip right into her
spot, however be careful of
baby girl she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be
dangerous.
Biggest benefit of baby girl, she is extremely private and hates causing
a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and Wifey
and Wifey will have no idea you two even know each other; baby girl is a
master of disguise as well.
Side Piece - usually a woman that the guy uses for sex and other
pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that threesome or
some late night head after the club, when Wifey is acting up and baby
girl is at work, the side piece is usually the one to hold him over for
a few hours, he can meet side piece for reasons other than sex but
normally that only happens one week during the month. Side pieces are
hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either
Wifey's or jump offs. Drawback of having more
than one side piece, they
usually know each other somehow we think there is a side piece
network.com or something, try to keep your side piece count below four
if possible.
Jump Off - every mans dream and nightmare, she is trying to move up in
life, wants to be a side piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go
about
it. They are just the girls he holla's at when he is with his boys. She
is usually stored in his phone by a nickname because he barely remembers
her real name and where he met her; he only recalls how fat her ass was.
The jump off only gets called in emergencies only, when Wifey is moody
baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby father, the
jump off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she
is five other guys jump off as well so she might cause drama with you
and one of those dudes if you slip up. She also has no problem with
confronting you in the Mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby
girl would never do) and the most dangerous thing about jump off, she always seems to find out where you live or work.