A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now!
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it!
A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in.
A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!!
A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shoot, we bout to get fucked up!
A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it.
A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!
A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real bitch seeks to take care of all your problems, rather it be a gun,a knife, whatever will take a fucka out.
A simple bitch wonders who your new man is.* A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , he's birthday, where he live, who he related to, what kinda car he drive, where he work, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches trying to holla at him right now!
A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up but we still girls.
A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them.* A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.
A simple bitch reads this e-mail relize that she is a simple bitch and then deletes it.* A real bitch pass this to her real bitches without thinking about it.
Pass this to all your real bitches......if you don't get it back that's because you mailed it to a simple bitch!
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the FUCK out. FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back. REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends
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You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know you are really pretty THIS IS A TOAST......TO US....FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
This is one of the few real girls left in this world. This girl never passed judgement on anything I ever did an I did some messed up shit...lol.. and thats why I have sooo much respect 4 u n Michelle I miss u guys like crazy and thanks 4 always being there no matter what happens. Keep that beautiful head of yours held high....I GOT NUTTIN BUT LOVE 4 THIS GIRL...LUV YA
Well, for anyone that dosen't know Tanya...she is one of the few REAL people in Halifax. She tells it how it is and she never passes judgement on anyone. I miss our nights out.(we always had fun) Or our long trips to the mall. You know I got nothin but love for ya! And remember whenever you need someone, I got you!
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