Pass this on to all the moms you know. Happy Mothers Day

Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked, pooped, chewed, or peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't
want to put them down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't
stop the hurt.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart
outside my body.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important
and happy.

I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom

alanda im feeling dat rite dere n as u kno ima REALBITCH! send dat to me....so i can pass it to all da simple bitches i kno! lol

A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now!

A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it!

A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in.

A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!!

A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shoot, we bout to get fucked up!

A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it.

A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!

A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real bitch seeks to take care of all your problems, rather it be a gun,a knife, whatever will take a fucka out.

A simple bitch wonders who your new man is.* A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , he's birthday, where he live, who he related to, what kinda car he drive, where he work, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches trying to holla at him right now!

A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up but we still girls.

A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them.* A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.

A simple bitch reads this e-mail relize that she is a simple bitch and then deletes it.* A real bitch pass this to her real bitches without thinking about it.

Pass this to all your real bitches......if you don't get it back that's because you mailed it to a simple bitch!