You Are 48% Cynical

Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist. You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.

They Call Me Bruce, Toxic Avenger, Training Day, Fight Club, A Time to Kill, Memento, Napoleon Dynamite, American Beauty, Primal Fear, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, The Nutty Professor, Men in Black, Bamboozled, really too many to list....

Law and Order, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Apprentice, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Passions, The Boondocks

Of Mice and Men, The Holy Bible, All Quiet on the Western Front, Black Power, Invisible Man, The Lorax, The Odyssey, The Outsiders, To Kill a Mockingbird, America (The Book)

Eagles may soar free, but weasals don't get caught in jet engines. - C. Girten

When I was a child, I spoke, understood, and thought as a child. But when I became a man, I put aside childish things. - I Corinthians 13:11

There is no thinking outside the box, people only draw bigger lines. - M. Brazil

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Anonymous

In my own mind, I am the sexiest man alive. - R. George

There will always be an "if" in life. - Myself

We are most truly ourselves when achieving the seriousness of a child at play. - Heroclitus

I'm Black. Put me next to any color and I match. - T. Thompson

Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Integrity is the victim of capitalism. - Myself

Holla Black! - M. Brazil

The "P" was getting in between me and my fans. - Diddy (on why he dropped the "P" in his name)

My grandfather had one dying wish.....to stay alive. - "They Call Me Bruce"

I once met a woman who made her husband a millionaire by gambling....but he was a billionaire before. - "They Call Me Bruce"

I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell! - Christopher Walken

I put my pants on one leg at a time; except when I do it I make gold records. - Christopher Walken

I get paid to make an ass out of myself. What's your excuse? - Richard Pryor

We major? Come on homie, we major. We major! - Kanye West

Drive slow, homie...you need to pump your brakes and drive slow. - Kanye West

He can't destroy the Earth! That's where I keep all my stuff! - The Tick